Sunday, December 20

Always Leave A Note.....

This is a collection of random notes left on peoples cars for those said people doing one stupid thing or another. I think Im going to take up this note writing thing.
Also I want you kiddies to feel free to send me this kind of random stuff whenever you happen to come across it in real life or in internet life. Send me emails to varsityfoosball@yahoo.com or picture messages to 402-616-4129






Brittany Murphy Is Dead


She died today at 32. Yeah thats right the fat girl from clueless who got super hot 6 years later that you probably touched your self to died today. No word on how, the coroner said "natural causes" which in Hollywood means anything from drugs to gang rape. So lets all chime in on how we think she died. Im gonna go on record and say I think she made a deal with the devil for her soul and or life to become skinny and hot and even more famous and now that her career had stalled the devil came back and cashed in.


Saturday, December 19

Ironman 2 Trailer

Well here it is kiddos, so start your boners! Mine is raging after watching this. Chime in with a comment with what you think.

Wednesday, December 16

The Corn Experiment

WARNING: Not for the SQUEAMISH!!!!!
Snedy From Omaha and Brett From Utah decided they would try a little experiment where they only ate corn for a few days to see if they would poo only corn since corn doesnt digest in your system. Heres what happened, Brett From Utah made a log of his daily experiences and the end will be followed with his photos. Sorry if you vomit.


Prologue to Corn Experiment.
So Jonathan Snedaker and I were talking, and he brought to my attention a question: What would happen to your poop if you ate nothing but corn? We decided to find out. My hope was that with nothing to attach to, the corn would merge together and make a corn cob log effect. Jonathan had a more realistic vision of just a massive case of corn diarrhea. Needless to say, we're willing to try it and find out just what happens. It was going to be for a week, but after asking some nutritional experts, decided 3 days would be a safer idea. What'll happen? Only time will tell.

Day 1 of Corn Experiment.
I'm starving. Corn is like the least filling food in the universe. It probably doesnt help I haven't eaten til now... had to go buy corn after work. Whoops! So far, so good, though. Not dying, although I've felt a couple cramps. Those might be due to hunger. Other than that, things are pretty normal. Corn is pretty good.

Day 2 of corn experiment.
I miss real food so bad. I'm so glad we decided to do this for 3 days instead of a freaking week. Corn surprisingly still tastes pretty good, but it is now proven that it is in no way filling. I just had a 16 oz. bag about a half an hour ago and am once again hungry. Its been a pretty sucky existence, I keep getting offered delicious food and it is getting turned down. But the end is in sight! Hopefully soon we will have clear results.

Day 3 of corn experiment.
So I had a breakthrough. No literally, a freaking breakthrough. Corn is one impatient mother. So I was finally feeling something coming up to bat. Well, being one to hold it until I KNOW it's going to come out, I decide to wait. I let a few farts slip out. One was really warm. REALLY warm. Way too warm for a fart. I shift my weight and realize there's more to this warmth then meets the feel. So I waddle to the bathroom... like I said, corn is one impatient mother. For the first time in like a decade I crapped a bit in my pants. Now you gotta understand, this isn't your average crap. This is 100% unadulterated corn dump. And holy freak, I mean dump. It feels like hot, wet evil erupting from the bunghole. I stand up and see this array of corn and yellow poo swirling inside the toilet. When wiping I further concluded that aside from the two clumps that popped out (as well as the numerous corns) the poo consisted of this tan liquid that kinda reminded me of varnish. And it was EVERYWHERE. I wiped in a safe distance outside of the crack and STILL managed to streak some across my hand. This stuff was like paint. Wiping alone wouldn't take it off. You had to scrub to get this muck off. And it smelled so weird. It smelled like hospitals and paint remover. It seeped through my boxers easily and stained into my jeans. Not just the inside, but the outside, too. After cleaning myself, the toilet AND the floors, I can safely say that corn gives a deadly dose of diarrhea. I was really rooting for that corn cob effect, but hey, you go against Sneddy, and you're bound to get corn diarrhea. Would I do it again? Probably never, but maybe if I felt like it. Enjoy my misery, you sick bastards.



Tuesday, December 15

Carter Tries Pickled Sausage

Newer Hubba Ads


Creeper Lady Living In Guys Apartment

So I guess this guy claims this is video prof of some creeper lady who some how got into his apartment and was living there for days or maybe even weeks without him knowing. Most people seem to think its fake and Im not sure where I stand yet, but I am leaning more towards the fake side. If you watch at the end of the video there is no cops arresting her or whatever and you think if you wanted to sell the realness of this video you would include footage of the cops busting the bitch and talking about how and why she was there. Idk you guys can judge for your selfs, and then let me know what you think in a comment bellow.


Battle For Omaha Teaser Trailer: Snedy

Saturday, October 10

TOY STORY 3!!!!!!

SO FUCKING EXCITED!
I laughed so hard at this, and its just the trailer.

Good Hair

So this is a documentary about black womens hair done by Chris Rock.
Now as you may or may not know, I am not a black woman, and I dont have black women hair. In fact my hair is so naturally straight that there are probably a few black women out there who would murder me or pay me large sums of money for it. But I digress. Any way it looks like a funny movie that I would very much enjoy. Let me know what you think.

Saturday, October 3

Do You Like Boners?

Well be prepared to get one while watching this video!
Esquire Magazine named Kate Beckinsale the sexiest woman alive, and I cant say that I disagree with them after watching this video.
Judge for yourselves. Comment if you want.

Thursday, September 24

Skating With Tha Carter 3

Here's some pics from skating the other day at Elkhorn. I was with C3 and Snedy From Omaha.



Monday, September 14

Throw Backs

Some old throw back photos from the 1st Annual Photo Blog Challenge.





Patrick Swayze Died (Insert Sad Face Here)



So Patrick Swayze died. He was 57. Im sad. :(
That means no Point Break sequal.
FML! Nothing means anything any more. Colors wont be the same, food wont taste as good!
BALLS!!!

Sunday, August 30

Throw Back Enjoi Ad

Greetings from Utah

Jonathan is in Utah right now, and he has agreed to send me some sweet artsy photos every day or so to show all of us back home how artsy Utah is.



Haha penis cloud.

86 in a 55.

Haha no clue wtf this is.

Friday, August 21

Brad Pitt Japanese Commercials

So this are probably two of the best commercials Ive ever seen, and they both star Brad Pitt, and are both for some Japanese company.
Peep them
comment them
I love you!

Softbank Dining from We Love You So on Vimeo.



Softbank Sumo from We Love You So on Vimeo.

Thursday, August 20

Artsy

Nate just continues to get more and more artsy than me. What do I got to do to compete? I mean I did sleep in a tree. Does that count?
Any way check it, motorcycles and flippy floppies.

Wednesday, August 19

Throw Back Enjoi Ad

We Are BC America

Look what I made!

Britney Spears Top 10 List

This will possibly restore your faith in Britney Spears' hotness. It kinda did mine, but mostly confused my penis. It thought it was turned on but still wasnt quite sure. Maybe if I watch it on mute and take away all that useless talking.
Any way, watch and decide for your self and then let me know what you think.

Saturday, August 15

Ashley Greene

Ok so none of you probably know who she is, but Ashley Greene is quickly becoming one of my favorite new stars. Not because of her acting talent so much as how incredibly hot she is. Heres a few pictures of her from some magazine, I dont know which one, or really even care. Just look and enjoy like I did, and count yourself lucky if you got to see the nude pics of her before her lawyers got them ripped off the internet.