Friday, March 20

Thursday Drawerings

Umm nobody had any sweet drawerings this week, and the one Mr. Carter made me today implied things I didnt like about certain cartoon characters. So watch this video thats way more appropriate instead.

Tuesday, March 17

The Holy Epidemic

Gentlemen and gentle ladies, and of course those ever so popular “Very” gentle ladies. I have some very disturbing news to bring you. Please I beg you, if there are small children reading this article, please ask them to leave the room now because the things I am about to reveal to you are very disturbing. Once again I bring to you the shocking discovery of yet another gruesome robbery epidemic plaguing our society. This epidemic, this black plague of robbery on our society has been going on for a number of years right under our noses, but only as of late has it truly put its strangle hold on the people of the world. I am talking of course about the “holy jean” robberies. The robberies in which the thief sneak attacks you without you even noticing and steals a portion of your jeans, leaving a ragged fashionable hole in its place. Sometimes the thief is so good he can steal several portions of your jeans in a matter of seconds. The sad thing is most people never even notice this happening.
Who is responsible for such malicious acts? Well a group has come forward and claimed responsibility, but little is known about them, and even less is known about why they are performing these devastating acts on people and their jeans. We do know the group calls themselves the “Holy Bandits” and they have declared a jihad on jean wearers of the world. We know relatively nothing of why they do this. Top criminologists believe it’s a group of girls (and in some cases gay boys) who were ugly and made fun of in high school, out to extract revenge on the pretty people of the world by making them looking foolish with holes all about their jeans. Others believe that they are an extremist environmental group, who think America is responsible for all the worlds pollution problems, and that they are stealing the pieces of denim to build a giant blanket to smother the continental US and wipe it of the face of the Earth. It is known however, that they mostly target girls ages 16-24 who are possibly anorexic, popular, easy to bed down, wear leg warmers and other high fashionable items, shop at stores such as Abercrombie and the Buckle, and have an extreme fascination with Britney Spears and or Paris Hilton types of celebrities. The males they target are generally 18-25, use words such as bro, dude-bro, chill, or chillax, shop at stores like Hollister or the Buckle, wear flips flops or Pumas wherever they go, and have dyed very precisely gelled hair.
People I plead with you, to stand up to these villains. This is a call to arms. Go home and check every pair of your jeans. Have you been hit by these malicious thieves? If so you must fight back. Even if they havent struck you yet, fight back by letting your friends who have been hit know because they may not know yet. Take all your jeans with holes and throw them out or patch them up. We cant let the “Holy Bandits” win. We can no longer let them steal portions of our jeans from us and make us look incredibly stupid. Make us look like the ugly un-fashionable nerds, or the poor kids who have holes in their clothes cause they cant afford new ones. People. Seriously fight back, or accept the fact that they have made you look like a douche.
I have done as much as I can for now. I have informed you, and now you know, and knowing is half the battle. Now go forth and fight back and spread the word. Tell two friends and have them tell two friends, and then their friends tell two friends, and so on and so forth. And before you know it we will have made an impact and possibly even delivered a crippling blow to these “Holy Bandits”. Because after all this is America, and we cant have all of our pretty and smart people looking ugly and stupid with a bunch of holes in their jeans!

Friday, March 13

Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in new Ironman Movie!

Scarlett Johansson is joining the superhero set.

Her rep confirms that the actress has signed on to play Black Widow in the Iron Man sequel opposite Robert Downey Jr. The deal was signed this afternoon.

"Scarlett is thrilled to be a part of Iron Man," her rep, Marcel Pariseau, tells me.

Meanwhile, after months of negotiations...

The Wrestler's comeback kid, Mickey Rourke, has finally sealed a deal to play villain Whiplash, according to Variety.

Rourke's team had reportedly held out for more money after Marvel's initial offer was just $250,000.

Scheduled for a May 2010 release, part two of the franchise will also include Gwyneth Paltrow returning as Pepper Potts, along with Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury and Don Cheadle playing Col. James "Rhodey" Rhodes.

Thursday, March 12

Thursday Drawerings

This is my awesome new zombie painting from my friend Jess. Thanks Jess!

Wednesday, March 11

Black And White Wednesday!

This week we feature BC's newest employee Tha Carter III

Tha Carter III

(sorry about the shity quality of this video, Ill make it better next time, I promise!)

Tuesday, March 10

Shane Bomb's True High School Stories Ep. 5


I got nothing else and I thought this was funny today, and Jonathan is on my ass about posts and how my blog died, and other conundrum shit. But hey I cant come up with all this stuff on my own. I need some help kiddos! You fuckers need to get on my ass when you are at the shop and give me ideas or say hey film something, or leave feedback comments on here, you dont have to be a blogspot member to comment.

Any way listen at the 32 second mark and hear britney say her pussy is hanging out and then laugh until you pee and die!

Thursday, March 5