Sunday, December 20

Brittany Murphy Is Dead

She died today at 32. Yeah thats right the fat girl from clueless who got super hot 6 years later that you probably touched your self to died today. No word on how, the coroner said "natural causes" which in Hollywood means anything from drugs to gang rape. So lets all chime in on how we think she died. Im gonna go on record and say I think she made a deal with the devil for her soul and or life to become skinny and hot and even more famous and now that her career had stalled the devil came back and cashed in.

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